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    The biggest whores in Hollywood

    There are so many to choose from you wouldn't where to begin. These few are off the top of my head. These guys will put their name to aaaaany steaming piece of dogturd that Hollywood squeezes out.

    The nominees.

    If it's financed by the military, has far away trumpets sounding, snare drums rolling and glorifies war, Gene will be there trousers dropped for all takers....for a price of course.




    Next?

    Sandler. Talentless.

    He plays the same dickhead in every movie with absolutley no attempt to change his 2D knobhead grown-up teenager persona and why? For the money of course. Hooray for Adam!




    Next is someone who was once funny but uh-oh. The lure of cash has this Whore of Hollywood nominee bending over and parting his cheeks for any sports underdog/ zaaa-any comedy/ lovable dumbo bullshit that comes along. The worst has yet to came from this particular movie tramp I fear.






    However, surely the biggest, most unscrupulous, most willing trick turner in the whole Hollywood cess-pit has to be......(drum roll please)...........

    Ben Stiller!!!!!!!!




    This male movie slut is such an unmittigated whore it would make Paris Hilton blush with embarassment. He will walk onto the set of literally anything, as often as possible, and drop his trousers to his ankles for any director/ producer team whatsoever, and all for lovely, lovely $$$$$. Pooping out between 3 and 4 steaming, long, brown, stinking cucumbers of mediocrity a year, surely, surely a bigger tramp can't be found.

    He makes the number 1 nominee in my list of Holly Whores.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Robin Williams

    For the hall of fame, I nominate Michael Caine and Louis Gossett, Jr.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Quote Originally Posted by mugwump
    Robin Williams
    Excellent choice. As I said the initial few were off the top of my head.

    He has been quiet of late though.

    There was a time when he was churning out the pigshit movies with the best of 'em. Flubber, Bicentinial Man, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc. etc. Indeed the man would blow complete strangers for tuppence ha'penny.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Quote Originally Posted by robitusson
    Bicentinial Man
    I thought that was a good movie. It actually help to the plot of the Asimov story on which it was based.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    No one works more than Christopher Walken do they?
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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Quote Originally Posted by robitusson
    There are so many to choose from you wouldn't where to begin.
    without doubt...so i won't.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    All fine choices and might I nominate Tom Cruise to the grouping.

    If we're including females, Goldie Hawn, hands down.
    When being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it appear like a parade.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Quote Originally Posted by ben bradley
    No one works more than Christopher Walken do they?
    But wouldn't you define Chris as a late term whore...as he's gotten older, he's gotten hungrier.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Some controversy - Gene Hackman's appeared in some turkeys, but as a whole his career is substantial to say the least.

    Eddie Murphy - a very promising start, but went downhill very quickly. Perhaps making a comeback (Dreamgirls) after years of starring in disappointing bombs?

    Steven Spielburg - everything he touches is imbued with shmaltz and sentimentality. Even, or should I say especially his much ballyhooed "serious" films, which do contain some gripping segments but are ultimately betrayed by a predictable and OTT crowd-pleasing aesthetic.
    Last edited by champagne charlie; 15th December 2007 at 20:43.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Quote Originally Posted by russellsimpson
    If we're including females, Goldie Hawn, hands down.
    Sorry russell but Meg Ryan wouldn't know how to say no to cash for turning acting tricks if her collagen lips depended on it.



    She is Queen, no Empress, of the Hollywood Whores (female category) imo.
    Quote Originally Posted by champagne charlie
    Steven Spielburg - everything he touches is imbued with shmaltz and sentimentality. Even, or should I say especially his much ballyhooed "serious" films, which do contain some gripping segments but are ultimately betrayed by a predictable and OTT crowd-pleasing aesthetic.
    He manages to pass himself off as a "serious" filmmaker, but you're absolutely right cc, he is playing to crowd. Force a few tears out, put in some arty or "psychological" moments and watch the $$$$$ roll in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by champagne charlie
    Gene Hackman's appeared in some turkeys
    Some? Lots. The worst has to be Behind Enemy Lines. What a nauseating flag-waver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by champagne charlie
    Eddie Murphy
    Seconded.

    The second wind in his career left the film world with a string of serious stinkers. It looks like he didn't turn down a single offer.
    Nutty Professor 2? Good grief! What a whore.

    Another hack who should have been left firmly washed up but who also got a second wind was that pseudo-religious/scientific nutjob John Travolta. Those years after Pulp Fiction saw him put his name to any dross that came along.
    Last edited by robitusson; 15th December 2007 at 22:07. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    This thread smacks of $$ jealousy.

    Would any of us turn down a cool million or even just a couple of hundred grand to do a movie? I wouldn't. Heck I would spread my ass cheeks for the whole two hours.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    Jealously? It's celebrating their whorishness!

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    morgan freeman knows no shame.

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    such as The Punisher remake? Wild Hogs? Hairspray remake?



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    morgan freeman
    Nominated.
    Last edited by robitusson; 15th December 2007 at 22:27. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Re: The biggest whores in Hollywood

    But wouldn't you define Chris as a late term whore...as he's gotten older, he's gotten hungrier.
    Gotten better to.

    Absolutely nobody can personify evil quite like Chris Walken. Definitely not a whore.

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