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    What is the best way to kill a dog?

    There are many sick, ugly soi dogs around where I live (as in most parts in Thailand). Sometimes, they travel in packs of course, they end up in front of my house for the night. I'm sick of these Tample/soi dogs around here. How can I poison them? I thgouht about selling my CITY and buying the biggest Pick up I can buy and have fun late at night running them over with it....

    So, what's the best way to kill a dog? Will rat poison do it?

    My grandpa told me when I was a kid that if I wanted to kill a dog all I had to do was grind glass to almost sort of powderish and mix it with their food.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    if you do harm the dogs, i hope someone calls the cops and you get thrown in jail and eventually deported.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    I want to kill pigeons.

    Funny thing, I wanted to at home as well.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Computer
    There are many sick, ugly soi dogs around where I live (as in most parts in Thailand). Sometimes, they travel in packs of course, they end up in front of my house for the night. I'm sick of these Tample/soi dogs around here. How can I poison them? I thgouht about selling my CITY and buying the biggest Pick up I can buy and have fun late at night running them over with it....

    So, what's the best way to kill a dog? Will rat poison do it?

    My grandpa told me when I was a kid that if I wanted to kill a dog all I had to do was grind glass to almost sort of powderish and mix it with their food.
    How 'bout someone sticks some poison in your morning coffee, Newbie? It would put us all out of our misery, and save some of God's great creatures.
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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    I reckon you could ask a Canadian in the fur industry about how they dispatch baby harp seals. Or maybe head out to a piggery and see how they kill the ten thousand or so pigs a day that Bangkok residents eat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray
    if you do harm the dogs, i hope someone calls the cops and you get thrown in jail and eventually deported.
    I think that euthanasia for a lot of these suffering curs would be an act of kindness.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Computer
    have fun late at night running them over with it....
    Hmmmmm. Your AV quite suits you.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey
    if you do harm the dogs, i hope someone calls the cops and you get thrown in jail and eventually deported.
    I would go further. I hope he dies a slow painful death.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Best way for you?

    Start by licking its scrotum. Then lick its ass. Back and forth until everything's clean and glistening.

    I'm pretty sure this will cause the dog to die. Anyway, tell us how it goes.


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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by expatwannabe
    Best way for you? Start by licking its scrotum. Then lick its ass. Back and forth until everything's clean and glistening. I'm pretty sure this will cause the dog to die. Anyway, tell us how it goes.


    I hope he plumps for that method

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    One suspects that the dogs he wants to kill are those who dont let him lick their scrotums!

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Computer
    My grandpa told me when I was a kid that if I wanted to kill a dog all I had to do was grind glass to almost sort of powderish and mix it with their food.
    Have a red from me, you rancid nonce

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    several threads here where this topic was decided upon. search'em out.

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Computer
    My grandpa told me when I was a kid that if I wanted to kill a dog all I had to do was grind glass to almost sort of powderish and mix it with their food.
    Your grand dad is quite correct! Did he also point out that the same method works equally well on sad, failed computer nerds?

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by kidneystone
    failed computer nerds?
    This particular geek, having dropped the Troll-Bomb, seems to have retired to wank over pictures of Apple Macs!

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    Re: What is the best way to kill a dog?

    a shotgun...

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