Quite recently i have become aware of a rash very close to my nether regions. It has caused a lot of discomfort to me in my daily affairs as i am continually compelled to relieve myself. I am also concerned that it may be contagious so have taken precautions against moving too close to students. Has anybody else experienced this itch? Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
An itching sensation
RespondI know a guy who had it. Turned out to be Herpes. Better go see a doctor . . .
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relieve myself.
Pissing a lot then returning and wanting to piss again but not much coming out, just a wee dribble? Burning sensation of the bell-end?
Get thee to an apothecary - well, no, just pop down the doctor's. If there is no discharge then it's probably just a UUI. By all means check out yer symptoms on Google but you can't self-diagnose and self-medicate via the internet. Doctor'll sort it out. He'll ask for a piss sample (bet it's cloudy with bits in) antibiotics, a couple of return visits and you'll be right as rain.
I got all this information from a friend, y'understand?
i've got some cream left over. shall i post it to you?
Amputation is an option which many forget to consider...
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i've got some cream left over. shall i post it to you?
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fucidin
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fucidin
Fucidin you, too!
Honestly! Some people!
I have not had any sexual encounters in my recent history so herpes appears to be a no-goer. By "relieve myself" i meant scratch as opposed to a toilet break anna.
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y "relieve myself" i meant scratch as opposed to a toilet break anna.
Oh, right. (Deflated)
Oh, okay then.
(Whistles nonchalantly and exits stage left...)
This is a bit out there....but I don't suppose Jimmy Hill donated any of his chin skin for re constructive surgery for your penis and/or groin area???
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I have not had any sexual encounters in my recent history so herpes appears to be a no-goer. By "relieve myself" i meant scratch as opposed to a toilet break anna.
I remember you saying that you were having problems finding pink boxes. My workmate recommends Dr Viroj Chodchoy at the urology department at Bumrungrad hospital. Whatever it is he'll fix it.
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I have not had any sexual encounters in my recent history
thank you for sharing. new thread topic?
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By "relieve myself" i meant scratch as opposed to a toilet break anna.
does wanking help?
Herpes can lie dormant for many years. It is also blisters rather than a rash. Are you allergic to hand cream? [image: http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/images/smilies/grin.gif]
I should add that the affected area is not my penis but rather the area directly behind and under the scrotum. Thank you for the above suggestion good2bhappy. I googled it and it appears to be the needed treatment. Do you know if the infection is in any way contagious?
Talc helps with sweaty bits as well IME!!!
if one has a sensation to itch, would it be sensational???
Could you recommend a brand of talc please Kenkannif? I will take in consideration most of the advice here.
I usually use the menthol talc with like the snake thing on...but my genitals are quite 'hardened' up due to maximum abuse!!!
Why choose the menthol? I would have expected that to sting?
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I wouldn't recommend it if you often forget to zip up
Or if you're careless with the whole zipping process. [image: http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/images/smilies/tounge.gif]
Sounds like jock itch. It's a fungus, probably what WB mentioned. Get some athletes foot cream and apply it every day, should clear it up for you. If not then see a Dr.
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I will take in consideration most of the advice here.
if it's jock itch, there's an age-old remedy where i'm from. it's called old bay seasoning. most people put it on crabs but it will work for jock itch too.
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Why choose the menthol? I would have expected that to sting?
are you retarded?
buy some prickly heat powder. slap it round yer balls. if this clears the problem up, all well and good. if not, go see a quack.
your next thread gonna be, "i just took a shit, now what do i do?"
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Your concern regarding my situation is endearing mr hales. If asking a simple question regarding my health makes me "retarded" then i fear for most. I am very grateful for most of the input here, the usual unkempt comments are only to be expected.
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If asking a simple question regarding my health makes me "retarded" then i fear for most.
me too. retard.
My mum says I'm not allowed to hang out with you guys anymore.
You appear to have quite a limited range of vocabulary Mr Hales. I would hope you make an effort to improve this aspect of your life especially as it a much needed arrow in the armoury of teaching. The fondness with which you judge others will only come back to haunt you I am afraid.
what's up dbd, has the troll grown tiresome?
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thats why he uses it.
[image: http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/images/smilies/wink.gif] And you know dat [image: http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/images/smilies/wink.gif]
I bought the cream today and applied it during my lunch break. It seems to have soothed the itch in the region. I will report back if there are any problems. Thanks.
Ahhhh! Talc to the nutsack is NASTY! The cooling powder is ouchy, use baby talc around that area.
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The fondness with which you judge others will only come back to haunt you I am afraid.
i can live with that. i'm a grown man that would know how to deal with itchy balls. and wouldn't have to start a thread on an internet forum...
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I am glad to have brought some mirth into your otherwise dull life Mr Hales. Please do feel free to comment negatively on any future health issues which teachers may have.
thanks!
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Glad to be of service.
live to give...
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I am glad to have brought some mirth into your otherwise dull life Mr Hales. Please do feel free to comment negatively on any future health issues which teachers may have.
you're as sincere as a thai smile. [image: http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/images/smilies/adrian.gif]
It is a noble mantra with which to live ones life. Many fall short but the few who succeed can make all the difference.
ice cream and a cocker spaniel will do the trick
Please do tell reinvented. How exactly does that combination take effect?
dip, apply, present
Are you sorted mate? My nuts haven't troubled me in a while. Sweat's the dangerman.
And random sex with ho's (and the likes).
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ice cream and a cocker spaniel will do the trick
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Please do tell reinvented. How exactly does that combination take effect?
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dip, apply, present
Does it have to be a cocker spaniel or will any old dog do?[image: http://www.ajarnforum.net/vb/images/smilies/wink.gif]